( ) = Backing vocals. [Intro] |D |D |D |D Bm |Bm | [Chorus] N.C. D This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down G So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey) D Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) [Post-Chorus] A And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance witchu G Come pour some sugar on me, honey too D It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown N.C. Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo, ha) [Verse 1] N.C. D There's a tornado (There's a tornado) in my city (In my city) Hit the basement (Hit the basement), that shit ain't pretty (Shit ain't pretty) G Rugged whiskey (Rugged whiskey) 'cause we survivin' ('Cause we survivin') D Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah [Pre-Chorus] Bm D G Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right D We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice Bm G Woo-oo-oo-oo, run me to the left D Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind [Chorus] N.C. D This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down G So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey) D Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) [Post-Chorus] A And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance witchu G Come pour some sugar on me, honey too D It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown N.C. Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo) A And I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu G Come pour some liquor on me, honey too D It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown N.C. Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo) [Bridge] D Woo-hoo D Woo-hoo G G7 Woo-hoo D [Verse 2] N.C. D There's a heatwave (There's a heatwave) coming at us (Coming at us) Too hot to think straight (Too hot to think straight), too cold to panic (Too cold to panic) G All of the problems just feel dramatic (Just feel dramatic) D Now we're runnin' to the first bar that we find, yeah [Pre-Chorus] Bm D G Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right D We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice Bm G Woo-oo-oo-oo, you run to the left D Just work me in the middle boy, I can't read your mind [Chorus] N.C. D This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down G So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey) D Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) [Post-Chorus] A And I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu G Come pour some sugar on me, honey too D It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown N.C. Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo) A I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu G Come pour some liquor on me, honey too D It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown N.C. Bm Don't be a, come take it to the floor now (ooh) [Outro] G Bm Em7 Take it to the floor now, ooh (Hoops, spurs, boots) To the floor now, G Bm Em7 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh (Tuck, back, oops, shoot) Bm Come take it to the floor now, ooh G Bm And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you-oo Em7 Bm Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me too Em7 Bm D N.C. (Furs, spurs, boots, solargenic, photogenic, shoot)