[Intro] D Bm [Chorus] N.C. D This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down G So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey) D Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) [Post-Chorus] A And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance witchu G Come pour some sugar on me, honey too D It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown N.C. Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo, ha) [Verse 1] N.C. D There's a tornado (There's a tornado) in my city (In my city) Hit the basement (Hit the basement), that shit ain't pretty (Shit ain't pretty) G Rugged whiskey (Rugged whiskey) 'cause we survivin' ('Cause we survivin') D Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah [Pre-Chorus] Bm D G Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right D We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice Bm G Woo-oo-oo-oo, run me to the left D Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind [Chorus] N.C. D This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down G So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey) D Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) [Post-Chorus] A And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance witchu G Come pour some sugar on me, honey too D It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown N.C. Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo) A And I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu G Come pour some liquor on me, honey too D It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown N.C. Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo) [Bridge] D Woo-hoo D Woo-hoo G Woo-hoo D [Verse 2] N.C. D There's a heatwave (There's a heatwave) coming at us (Coming at us) Too hot to think straight (Too hot to think straight), too cold to panic (Too cold to panic) G All of the problems just feel dramatic (Just feel dramatic) D Now we're runnin' to the first bar that we find, yeah [Pre-Chorus] Bm D G Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right D We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice Bm G Woo-oo-oo-oo, you run to the left D Just work me in the middle boy, I can't read your mind [Chorus] N.C. D This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down G So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey) D Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) [Post-Chorus] A And I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu G Come pour some sugar on me, honey too D It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown N.C. Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo) A I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu G Come pour some liquor on me, honey too D It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown N.C. Bm Don't be a, come take it to the floor now (ooh) [Outro] Em7 Bm Take it to the floor now, ooh Hoops, spurs, boots Em7 Bm To the floor now, ooh Em7 Tuck, back, oops (Ooh, ooh, ooh) Bm Shoot Em7 Bm Come take it to the floor now, ooh Em7 Bm And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you Em7 Bm Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me too Em7 Bm N.C. Furs, spurs, boots, solargenic, photogenic, shoot